How patriotic are your beans? Probably not patriotic enough. What are they doing, just lying there, all mixed together, in the back of some cupboard? July 4 is just 5 weeks away. That’s un-American. Your beans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, fall in line, and demonstrate their pride in the flag.
Since beans can’t buy guns, vote Republican, or picket womens’ health clinics, impersonating an American flag in a jar will have to suffice.
pinfuriating 