Have yourself a redneck little Christmas

7 Jan

Get out the stars and stripes,

Confederate wreath
Without those dang immigrants,

Donald says merry Christmas
your troubles would be out of sight.

Have yourself a redneck little Christmas,

Redneck princess ornament
Make the Yule-tide camo,

Camo santa
From now on,

Trump christmas sweaterWearing your political beliefs on a sweater will give you a lot of ammo.

Here we hunt as in olden days,

Elf on the shelf Christmas buck
Happy Rudolf maiming days of yore.

The right to decorate with arms, so dear to us

Shell ornament 1
Is easier to us once more.

We’ll shoot first,

I saw mommy shooting Santa Claus
and ask questions later,
If Barack HUSSEIN Obama allows.

Confederate flag stocking
Hang a dated flag upon the highest bough.

Miller Lite Christmas
And have yourself a redneck little Christmas now.

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