Have yourself a redneck little Christmas

7 Jan

Get out the stars and stripes,

Confederate wreath
Without those dang immigrants,

Donald says merry Christmas
your troubles would be out of sight.

Have yourself a redneck little Christmas,

Redneck princess ornament
Make the Yule-tide camo,

Camo santa
From now on,

Trump christmas sweaterWearing your political beliefs on a sweater will give you a lot of ammo.

Here we hunt as in olden days,

Elf on the shelf Christmas buck
Happy Rudolf maiming days of yore.

pinfuriating_25122016_redneckchristmas-shotgunshellornament-2
The right to decorate with arms, so dear to us

Shell ornament 1
Is easier to us once more.

We’ll shoot first,

I saw mommy shooting Santa Claus
and ask questions later,
If Barack HUSSEIN Obama allows.

Confederate flag stocking
Hang a dated flag upon the highest bough.

Miller Lite Christmas
And have yourself a redneck little Christmas now.

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