Have yourself a redneck little Christmas

Get out the stars and stripes,

Without those dang immigrants,

your troubles would be out of sight.

Have yourself a redneck little Christmas,

Make the Yule-tide camo,

From now on,

Wearing your political beliefs on a sweater will give you a lot of ammo.

Here we hunt as in olden days,

Happy Rudolf maiming days of yore.

The right to decorate with arms, so dear to us

Is easier to us once more.

We’ll shoot first,

and ask questions later,
If Barack HUSSEIN Obama allows.

Hang a dated flag upon the highest bough.

And have yourself a redneck little Christmas now.