Jesus died for your buttercream

6 Sep

This is my KitchenAid, given for you. Add the whisk attachment in remembrance of me.

Screencap of a Pinterest pin of a feminine cake with a crossSweet Jesus. Sweet, sweet Jesus. Proverbs 23:2, anyone?

Fondant cake of Jesus' head, complete with a crown of fondant thorns.

Don’t roll your eyes at me, cake Jesus.

It’s an important section of the Bible, one often ignored (Proverbs 31 is the on-trend gospel): “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.” It makes me wonder: is fondant really the best way to remember the crown of thorns?

Screencap of a Pinterest pin of saviour jesus cupcakes.

I have nothing against Jesus, really. These saviour cupcakes are a perfect addition to any Christmas celebration, and will help teach your children just how delicious He is.

BRB, going to hell (but this time, for blasphemy!).

2 Responses to “Jesus died for your buttercream”

  1. Maria September 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

    “Don’t roll your eyes at me, cake Jesus,” is definitely the funniest thing I’ve read today!!!

    • Molly September 9, 2012 at 11:48 pm #

      Me, too!

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