Halloween ideas for the literal

How can you subtly demonstrate to the world that you and your lover have a sense of humour, and are SO IN LOVE YOU GUYS, on Halloween?

Clever:

• Wilson and his human companion from Castaway
• Mary Poppins and Bert
• A Christmas Story broken leg lamp
• Recreated high school yearbook photos
• Juno: for the unexpectedly pregnant hipster couple

Literal:

When your parents inquire about your costume plans, perhaps just tell them the Mary Poppins idea.

And, hey, what’s with all these popular Halloween pins anyway? It’s almost as bad as the explosion of Christmas pins.