Bean patriotic

28 May

How patriotic are your beans? Probably not patriotic enough. What are they doing, just lying there, all mixed together, in the back of some cupboard? July 4 is just 5 weeks away. That’s un-American. Your beans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, fall in line, and demonstrate their pride in the flag.

An image of red, white and blue beans arranged in a tall vase to resemble the American flag.


Since beans can’t buy guns, vote Republican, or picket womens’ health clinics, impersonating an American flag in a jar will have to suffice.

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  1. Right, meet left – FLOTUS edition: Michelle Obama versus Ann Romney on Pinterest « pinfuriating - June 15, 2012

    […] patriotic boards (with a dash of  Tolstoy). Ann even repinned the patriotic beans we posted about the other day! Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:LikeBe the first to like […]

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