Mission accomplished!

9 May

July 4 is just a couple of months away! How will you commemorate the occasion? How about a nice, patriotic trucker hat?

An image of a red trucker hat emblazoned with Back to Back World War Champs, and an Americna flag.

America, #$%^ yeah!

Back to back world war champs – did you mean the cold war, or the war on terror? Because both of those are kind of up in the air. And by up in the air, I mean you lost extremely badly. If you meant WWI and WWII… “Champs” isn’t really how I’d put it. The four other countries on the UN security council aren’t just there for lolz, you know.

If the hat is meant to celebrate the two most recent world wars, how could anyone possibly think that the US is the reigning champion in the war on terror?

President Bush stands in front of a Mission Accomplished sign slightly prematurely, during the war on Iraq

Oh, well then. I see how you could have made that mistake.

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